98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
every time I see a tweet or facebook status along the lines of “ladies, you don’t have to wear so much make-up! boys think you’re beautiful just the way you are,” I want to be like, dude. we’re not doing it for you.
maybe boys are secretly jealous that they don’t play with make-up and can’t turn…