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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image

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kingsleyyy:

when ur friends invite someone u hate without telling u image

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catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

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person: so where did you learn html?
me: not.... neopets...
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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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